- Takin SEVEN HOURS to get in and needin a wee like mad for at least 4 of em and Tone tellin me I shld keep off his Special Brew
- Guys in car in front in the Q kept jumping out and leaping across the car bonnet Starsky & Hutch style and switching who was driving (at about 2mph!)
- Pink bestival bands - bloke in Q in front of me: "I'm enjoying the pinkness of these wristbands, they're awesome" (yes he was already mashed goin in, LOL)
- A kid with flowers in her hair comes up to me when I'm drinking beer listening to Scroobious Pip on Friday, our conversation went like this...
KID: Hi. My name's River.
ME: That's a well-cool name.
KID: Yeah, my mum's a hippie.
ME: Did she tell you not to talk to strangers, too?
KID: Yeah. But you look alright.
Thanks!!! hahahahahaha - noticed she didn't talk to Tone tho!
- Bloke in next door tent didn't stop talking ALL NIGHT Friday!!! And was up at 6am!! And asked me for a frigging light for his fag!
- Met Lucy V and her well-cool family! And I was sick on Hub! (Only a little bit - LOL)
- Saw The Gruffalo. It was pure awesome sauce. Go and see it!
- Someone set off a bloody air raid siren Saturday night! Maybe. Or it could've been a dream
- Got well sketchy when I saw loads of witches and Shreks and even someone dressed as a wasp
- Sang ALL NIGHT LONG with some blokes in their pants (they were on stage tho)
- Saw Mr Tumble in the crowd at Madness, he gave me a hug! I LOVE HIM
- Bought some FAIRY WINGS!
- Lost Tone for 4 hours, saw that cook-bloke from River Cottage Hugh Fernly-Wittings signing books but I didn't have a book but he signed my arm! Awesome
- Chilled out to Mr Scruff but his little cartoons on his screens well freaked me out
- Tone brought the radios from the club, had many weird convos with mad peeps on the same channel, including this one:
GIRL ON RADIO: Hello, Ruby? Come in Ruby.
ME: That's me. What do you want? Over.
GIRL ON THE RADIO: Where the hell have you been? Over.
ME: Around and about. What can I get ya? Ooops... Over.
GIRL ON THE RADIO: I've been looking all day for you! Over.
ME: Sorry. Over.
GIRL ON THE RADIO: Meet you by the circus tent, the baby wants you.
ME: Um, I don't have a baby. I think I'm the wrong Ruby. Over.
GIRL ON THE RADIO: Ruby, stop screwing around! I think he's hungry. Over.
ME: Seriously, I haven't got a baby. Try another Ruby. Over.
GIRL ON THE RADIO: I'm going to kill you when I find you. OVER.
So if you're Ruby and you went off for a bit without your baby, SORRY! I made it 1000 times worse when you returned, LOLOLOLOL
- Finally, dropped my NEW Crackberry down the eco toilets. It's now a CRAPberry... BOOM BOOM
Had a well-wicked time, what did you get up to this weekend?
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