Happy New Year!

OMG WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE! Lost my phone over christmas - yes I'm a menace when it comes to phones I know - but as it goes it didn't matter anyhoo cos I only went and bloody forgot all my logins to everything! I STILL haven't got into my email either, so if you sent me any emails in last four or five weeks I'm SO SORRY, I can't read em! Better to tweet me or Facebook me, TBH. Such a scatterbrain as Mavis says - charming, hey! And coming from her, too! Cheek.

Christmas was interesting. As you may recall I got bloody Tone for secret Santa at work. Well, anyway I decided upon the Hollyoaks calendar for him. You should have seen his face when he opened it – hahahaha. The excitement when he saw some fit topless girls, but then the devastation when he saw inside that I’d cut out ALL OF THE BOOBS!! LOL.

But the bastard got his own back on me by putting me in Window 4 all week and forcing me to wear a Santa bikini. It has fur trim and everything. I wouldn’t mind it being red, but the fur and matching Santa hat really annoy me. It’s not as nice as the Santa dress the other girls get to wear. Mind you, I got lucky because the heating was on the blink and the snow meant it wasn’t very busy. Tone had to send us all home in the end.

Me and Wing decided to go to a Christmassy market. Loads of mulled wine (Gluewine or something in German – I hope it’s not actually made of Copydex or something LOL) and some of that German spicy sausage later (no jokes please) and we were loving being in the Christmas spirit. We did think about hitting the tiles, but we knew we’d probably fall over, so we went back to my flat, drank some more wine and watched Elf and Love Actually. And then went down the police station cos of my bloody lost fone - booooo!

Christmas itself was ok - it's never "good" cos Mavis' brother Phill went and died on Xmas Eve (I never knew him) so she goes a bit funny. This year she set the table for seven (it was just her and me) and was talking to people who weren't even there. I called the mental health team who said to leave her to it if she wasn't hurting herself or me or getting upset. Gotta be honest, whoever the invisible guy was at the table must have been BRILLIANT at telling jokes or something, cos Mavis was laughing her head off. It kind of made me smile and made me sad at the same time.

After Christmas though she was more of her normal self - well as normal as she gets... She still had me going on cat patrol around her damn garden, lol. Haven't seen her for a couple of days, got a text today saying simply BRING CREME EGGS. So that's me sorted this evening, then - got the night off. Better not forget the creme eggs!

Happy New Year Tuesday!

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