Crikey. Nearly missed posting a blog this week. I thought it was bleedin’ Monday still! So yea, been pretty busy this last week, finally getting the decorations down (yea, yea, I know there’s meant to be 12 days of Christmas, but who cares? – Fairy lights are pretty LOL) and generally sorting my life out a little bit. I also treated myself to Final Draft over the festive season, and so I’ve been playing around with that, trying to work it all out. Makes me feel a bit like a pro!
As I’ve been spending time at my computer so much, I thought I’d check in again with that internet dating site I signed up to. I thought I might get some spam so I linked it up to an old email address and forgot all about it. Geeeeee whizzz, I thought I’d turned really popular when I logged in, 217 emails?! But apparently people have been ‘liking’ my profile on the dating site, and leaving me some seriously crude messages. I thought they filtered that kind of filth?! Honestly, I feel better and safer in the club – at least I have Tone there to watch my back!
So I went through them all as best as I could and as a Tuesday night treat, have listed my top three below for you:
From BIGBOI86: Hey sugatits, you sound cute. Send me a pic yea?
(charming eh?!)
From: DannyC: Aren’t you tired? You’ve been running through my head all night…
(People STILL use these lines?!)
From: MrCharming: Hey baby, we should hook up some time. We’d set the night on fire.
(Just vommed a little bit in my mouth)
My main fun this week has been deleting all of these messages, oh and I replied to one….
To: BIGBOI86: Sorry honey, I don’t date guys with dicks the size of peanuts….
My account on this particular dating site is no longer available.
Hope you’ve had a good week.
Happy Tuesday!
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