I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you...

I've been reading blogs for a long time, I guess I thought it would be easy to write one myself. Only it turns out it's as difficult as writing a short story or film script. I've been reading some books and stuff, everyone seems to say different things. I'm beginning to think Lucy had the right idea using McKee to put out her husband's hair when he set it alight with fire poi. Almost as good as the time my mate Steve set his beard alight drinking Sambuca in that old disused church... My other friend Wing Hun HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH A BIBLE (actually it mighta been a prayer book, but bible sounds funnier). Totally knocked him out. Put the fire out, too.

So... anyway. I found this if anyone's interested: The Red Planet Prize. Sounds fun. Might enter. Though not sure I could write 6 pages, never mind 60. LOL